Two of Ben Stiller’s best works to date are unquestionably his roles as Greg Focker in “Meet the Parents” and as Mr. Furious in “Mystery Men.” Here’s a little reminder why…
Meet the Parents
Greg Focker: I'm gonna go upstairs and pay a visit to the shower fairy.
GregFocker: Do I think you're crazy? YES!
Flight Attendant: I can assure you that your bag will be placed safely below deck with the other luggage.
Greg Focker: Oh, yeah? How do you know my bag will be safe below with the other luggage? Huh? Are you physically going to take my bag and put it beneath the plane? Are you going to go right now outside, with the guys with the earmuffs, and go put it in there?
Flight Attendant: No...
Greg Focker: No? Okay, then shut your piehole and listen to me when I say that I am FINISHED with the checking-of-the-bags conversation!
Greg Focker: Check my pulse on this question, Jack, do I think you're a psycho? Yes!
Greg Focker: The only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get it from my kung-fu grip, then you can come and have it, okay?
Mystery Men
Mr. Furious: After all, I am a ticking time bomb of fury.
Monica: I don't find you threatening.
Mr. Furious: Well, you're... kind.
Monica: At all.
Mr. Furious: Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt.
Mr. Furious: You must've torn out the "Q" section in my dictionary, because I don't know the meaning of the word "quit"!
Mr. Furious: Rage... taking over...
Casanova Frankenstein: Yes, yes, we've heard that before.
Mr. Furious: No. Rage... REALLY taking over...
Mr. Furious: I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open!
Casanova Frankenstein: It is "Pandora."
Mr. Furious: Please don't correct me, it sickens me.
Meet the Parents
Greg Focker: I'm gonna go upstairs and pay a visit to the shower fairy.
GregFocker: Do I think you're crazy? YES!
Flight Attendant: I can assure you that your bag will be placed safely below deck with the other luggage.
Greg Focker: Oh, yeah? How do you know my bag will be safe below with the other luggage? Huh? Are you physically going to take my bag and put it beneath the plane? Are you going to go right now outside, with the guys with the earmuffs, and go put it in there?
Flight Attendant: No...
Greg Focker: No? Okay, then shut your piehole and listen to me when I say that I am FINISHED with the checking-of-the-bags conversation!
Greg Focker: Check my pulse on this question, Jack, do I think you're a psycho? Yes!
Greg Focker: The only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get it from my kung-fu grip, then you can come and have it, okay?
Mystery Men
Mr. Furious: After all, I am a ticking time bomb of fury.
Monica: I don't find you threatening.
Mr. Furious: Well, you're... kind.
Monica: At all.
Mr. Furious: Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt.
Mr. Furious: You must've torn out the "Q" section in my dictionary, because I don't know the meaning of the word "quit"!
Mr. Furious: Rage... taking over...
Casanova Frankenstein: Yes, yes, we've heard that before.
Mr. Furious: No. Rage... REALLY taking over...
Mr. Furious: I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open!
Casanova Frankenstein: It is "Pandora."
Mr. Furious: Please don't correct me, it sickens me.
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