Shrek is a green ogre who just wants his peace, but the only way he can get it is by doing a little favor for a midget Lord, voiced by John Lithgow. With the help -- sort of -- of his faithful steed, a donkey, voiced by Eddie Murphy, Shrek sets off to meet the beautiful Princess Fiona, voiced by Cameron Diaz, in an adventure you'll never forget!
Shrek: Oh, no. Dead broad OFF the table!
Lord Farquaad: Tell me where the creatures are!
Gingerbread Man: All right, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: The muffin man.
Lord Farquaad: Why yes, I know the muffin man. The one who lives on Drury Lane?
Magic Mirror: Let's move on to girl number 3, Princess Fiona. She likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain!
Lord Farquaad: Some of you are going to die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
Donkey: What, 'cause they stink?
Shrek: No...
Donkey: 'Cause they make people cry?
Shrek: No...!
Donkey: You mean if you leave them out they get brown and start growing little white hairs?
Shrek: NO! They have LAYERS. There's more to us underneath. So, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Yeah, but nobody LIKES onions!
Princess Fiona: Where are you going?
Shrek: I have to save my ass.
Donkey: Did you hear that? She called me a "noble steed." She thinks I'm a steed.
Donkey: Hi, princess!
Princess Fiona: It talks.
Shrek: Yeah, but it's getting him to shut up that's the hard part.
Donkey: Hey, you're a GIRL dragon!
Donkey: I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin'.
Princess Fiona: What kind of knight are you?
Shrek: One of a kind.
Donkey: Hey, what about Shrek? He's ugly 24/7!
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