School's Out!!


© Candice Livingston

School's out!! Time to enjoy sunny weather and long, lazy afternoons. I know, I know, there will be the occasional rainy summer day, but no need to fear. Here are three great movies you can rent that will keep you in the summer spirit!

Summer Rental (1985)

Scully: Hey mate! Good to see you. What can I get ya?
Jack Chester: How about... drunk.

Jack Chester: Wait a minute -- "Public Beach." Oh, well then... Hi, I'm Joe Public, welcome to my beach!

Scully: She'll make ya rich, or she'll feed ya to the fishes. If she wants you to dance, sonny boy, you've got to follow her lead.
Jack Chester: Didn't I read that on your bathroom wall?
Scully: Yes. And it's as true today as when I hung it there.

Jack Chester: Can you tread water with that hook?

Vicki: Can I have your honest opinion about something? What do you think of these? Well, how do they look?
Jack Chester: Uh, similar?

Jack Chester: I love you Scully. That's not the booze talkin' either.


National Lampoons Vacation (1983)

Audrey Griswold: Mom, where can I go to the bathroom!?
Ellen Griswold: Find a bush Audrey!

Motorcycle Cop: Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?
Clark: No, sir, I don't.
Motorcycle Cop: Well... it's probably pretty stiff.

Cousin Eddie: How do you like yours, Clark?
Clark Griswold: Oh, medium rare, a little pink inside.
Cousin Eddie: No, I mean your bun.

Clark: Why aren't we flying? Because getting there is half the fun.

Clark: Oh Ellen, the old west was dirty. Everything isn't like home. If everything were like home, there would be no reason for leaving home. Right, Rusty?

Cousin Eddie: I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark?
Clark Griswold: You're the gourmet around here, Eddie.

Eddie: I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.

Aunt Edna: Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.
Cousin Eddie: Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?
Clark Griswold: Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

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