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Kate McCallister: Fine, we'll put him somewhere else. Kevin: I'm sorry. Kate McCallister: It's too late. Get upstairs. Kevin: Everyone in this family hates me. Kate McCallister: Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family. KevinI don't want a new family. I don't want any family. Families suck! Kate McCallister: Just stay up there. I don't want t see you again for the rest of the night. Kevin: I don't want t see you again for the rest of my whole life. And I don't want to see anyone else either. Kate McCallister: I hope that you don't mean that. You'd feel pretty sad if you woke up tomorrow morning and you didn't have a family. Kevin: No I wouldn't. Kate McCallister: Then say it again. Maybe it will happen. Kevin: I hope that I never see any of you jerks again! Kevin: I MADE MY FAMILY DISAPPEAR! Peter McCallister: What's the matter Kate McCallister: I have a terrible feeling. Peter McCallister: About what? Kate McCallister: That we didn't do something. Peter McCallister: No, you feel that way because we left in a hurry. We took care of everything. Believe me we did. Kate McCallister: Did I turn off the coffee? Peter McCallister: No. I did. Kate McCallister: Did you lock up? Did you close the garage? Peter McCallister: That's it. I forgot to close the garage. That's it. Kate McCallister: No, that's not it. Peter McCallister: What else could we be forgetting? Kate McCallister: KEVIN!!! Kevin: I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap, including my major crevices, including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before bit sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and use cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can’t seem to find my toothbrush, so I’ll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I’m in good shape. Kevin: Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association? Clerk: I don’t know hon. It doesn’t say. Kevin: Well could you please find out? Policewoman: Village Police Department. Kate McCallister: I'm calling from Paris. My son's home all alone. The phone’s out of order. I would like someone to go over there and tell him that we are coming home to get him.
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