Sonny Koufax: Hving a kid is great, as long as his eyes are close and he’s not moving or talking.
Vanessa: He has a five year plan.
Sonny Koufax: What is it, “Don’t die”?
Sonny Koufax: Don’t worry about me making money. I’m in love with a girl who makes plenty of it.
Bobby Boucher: No that’s what I call high quality H2O.
Bobby Boucher: My mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
Man: We’re paying you to sing, not to share your thoughts on life.
Robbie Hart: Well, I have the microphone and you don’t, so you will listen to every…word I have to say.
Robbie Hart: Please get out of my Van Halen t-short before you jinx the band and they break up.
Robbie Hart: Well, we’re living in a material world and I’m a material girl. Or boy.
Happy: During high school I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
Shooter McGavin: Stay out of my way or you’ll pay. Listen to what I say.
Happy: Yeah, why don’t you go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddya say?
Billy: I feel like an idiot, but I am an idiot so it kinda works out.
Billy: Back to school, back to school. To prove to Dad that I’m not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don’t get in a fight. Ohhh, back to school. Back to school, back to school. Well, here goes nothing.
Billy: Oh really fool?
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