It is time for a fun-filled, old-fashioned Griswold family Christmas. Christmas Vacation stars Chevy Chase and Beverly D'Angelo in this Christmas classic about Clark's attempt to have the best Christmas ever.
Clark: Burn some dust, eat my rubber.
Russ: Dad, I think you mean burn rubber and eat my dust.
Ellen: I don't want to spend the holidays dead.
Neighbor: Hey Griswold, where do you think you're going to put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over, and I'll show you.
Neighbor: You have a lot of nerve talking to me that way Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you.
Clark: I'll park the cars...and I'll be outside for the season.
Clark: When was the last time I overdid anything?
Audrey: Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is mother?
Ellen: I sleep with your father. Don't be so dramatic.
Clark: You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.
Clark: Surprised Eddy? If I woke up tomorrow with my head stapled to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Cousin Eddy: Naw, I'm doing just fine Clark.
Eddy: I don't know if I should go sailing down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic.
Clark: You really think it matters, Eddy?
Bethany: Is your house on fire Clark?
Clark: No, Aunt Bethany. Those are the Christmas lights.
Russ: Mom, this box is meowing.
Bethany: Grace? She passed away twenty years ago.
Uncle Lewis: They want you to say grace, the blessing.
Bethany: I pledge allegiance to the flag, of the United States of America...
Everyone: and to the republic, for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Clark: Amen.
Eddy: I hope it's a fortune, Clark.
Clark: I bet you do, Eddy.
Eddy: I can't swim, Clark.
Clark: I know that, Eddy.
Clark: Where is Eddy? He usually eats these things.
Catherine: Oh, not recently Clark. He read that squirrels are high in cholesterol.
Clark: My cousin-in-law, whose heart is bigger than his brain...
Eddy: Thank you Clark.
Clark: is innocent.
Clark: Burn some dust, eat my rubber.
Russ: Dad, I think you mean burn rubber and eat my dust.
Ellen: I don't want to spend the holidays dead.
Neighbor: Hey Griswold, where do you think you're going to put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over, and I'll show you.
Neighbor: You have a lot of nerve talking to me that way Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you.
Clark: I'll park the cars...and I'll be outside for the season.
Clark: When was the last time I overdid anything?
Audrey: Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is mother?
Ellen: I sleep with your father. Don't be so dramatic.
Clark: You taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.
Clark: Surprised Eddy? If I woke up tomorrow with my head stapled to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Cousin Eddy: Naw, I'm doing just fine Clark.
Eddy: I don't know if I should go sailing down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic.
Clark: You really think it matters, Eddy?
Bethany: Is your house on fire Clark?
Clark: No, Aunt Bethany. Those are the Christmas lights.
Russ: Mom, this box is meowing.
Bethany: Grace? She passed away twenty years ago.
Uncle Lewis: They want you to say grace, the blessing.
Bethany: I pledge allegiance to the flag, of the United States of America...
Everyone: and to the republic, for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Clark: Amen.
Eddy: I hope it's a fortune, Clark.
Clark: I bet you do, Eddy.
Eddy: I can't swim, Clark.
Clark: I know that, Eddy.
Clark: Where is Eddy? He usually eats these things.
Catherine: Oh, not recently Clark. He read that squirrels are high in cholesterol.
Clark: My cousin-in-law, whose heart is bigger than his brain...
Eddy: Thank you Clark.
Clark: is innocent.
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