Any Ferris fan has seen the movie dozens of times and knows most of the lines by heart, but for those who are rookies-there are definitely some unforgettable moments and lines that could only be delivered by Ferris Bueller.
Ferris: (After faking out his parents) Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career, and they never doubted it for a second.
Ferris: I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?
Jeannie: I don't believe this. If I was bleeding out my eyes you guys would still make me go to school.
Ferris: The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. A lot of people will tell you that a phony fever is a dead lock, but if you get a nervous mother you could land in the doctor's office. That's worse than school. What you do is fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid; so is high school.
Ed Rooney: I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.
Ferris: A) You can never go too far, and B) If I'm going to get caught, it's not going to be by a guy like that.
Ferris: If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.
Cameron: You've been saying that since the fifth grade.
Ferris: Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.
Cameron: What'd I do?
Ferris: You killed the car.
Ferris: Hey, Cameron. You realize if we played by the rules, right now we'd be in gym?
Cameron: Why'd you kick me?
Ferris: Where's your brain?
Cameron: Why'd you kick me?
Ferris: Where's your brain?
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