Hades: The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death? Hmmm...is there a catch?
Hades: How sentimental. You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat.
Hades: We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, go home happy. Whad'ya say?
Meg: I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.
Meg: You can't do that! You'll be killed!
Hercules: There are some things worse than death.
Hercules: Aren't you a damsel in distress?
Meg: I'm a damsel, I'm in distress...I can handle this. Have a nice day.
Phil: I trained them all! Odysseus...Perseus...Theseus...A lot of seus-es.
Meg: Is wonderboy here for real?
Phil: What are you talking about? Of course he's real. And by the way sweetcheeks, I'm real too.
Meg: You know how men are. They think 'No' means 'Yes' and 'Get lost' is 'Take me, I'm yours'.
Hercules: I'm the most famous person in all Greece. I'm an action figure.
Hades: It's a small underworld after all, huh?
Hades: Zeusie, I'm home!
Hercules: You know, when I was a kid I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else.
Meg: You wanted to be petty and dishonest?
Meg: Megara, my friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends. So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?
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