Julianne: I'm pond scum. Well, actually lower. I'm like the fungus that feeds on pond scum.
Michael: Lower. The pus that infects the mucus that cruds up the fungus that feeds on the pond scum. On the other hand, thank you for loving me. Thank you for loving me that much, that way. It's pretty flattering.
Julianne: Except it makes me fungus.
George: It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.