Good Advice From 1927 If You Want to do Well on the Tube

I cannot stress this too severely. Please stand on the right as you will find that people zoom down escalators on the left. Again you will get a silent thanks from regular commuters.

"I did not sit on the stairs
I stepped off with my right foot"

I think our bowler hatted gentlemen is getting a bit surreal here. I cannot think why anyone would want to sit on the stairs at tube stations - they are pretty dirty. If he means the escalator stairs you'd have to be mad again as your clothes would get caught in the metal teeth.

Right foot and left foot stepping off??? I think the choice would be yours. I not going to get footist about this.

"I had my ticket ready
I emerged by the exit only
I walked smartly to the office"

Yep good idea, get your ticket ready as soon as possible to put it through the gates at your destination. You'd have a problem leaving by anything that wasn't the exit these days.

Let's finish with his closing words:

"Why?
Because I do it every day
Why?
Because I'm unfortunately that sort of chap"

What ho, old bean, have a tip top day at the office.

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