A is for Austrian Economics,
Which shows us why government intervention fails.
B is for Bastiat (Frédéric),
Who showed us that
There are things seen and things unseen.
C is for Capitalism,
That's easy, capitalism is our friend.
It's why we have the standard of life
We have in developed countries today.
D is for Drugs,
Drugs are so terrible that we need
To declare war against each other
And fill our prisons for it.
E is for Evolving,
And that's what everything does,
Even economies and societies.
F is for Fairness,
That's what socialists think they stand for,
But that which they lack the most.
G is for Government and Gun,
Because the government is the power of the gun
Turned against the people.
H is for History,
Which keeps repeating itself,
But nobody studies it anyway.
I is for Isolationism,
Which brings peace and cooperation.
But we prefer to have teens in poverty
Get killed in a foreign country.
J is for Jefferson (Thomas),
Who wrote a bunch of things,
But we have to reinterpret them all the time.
K is for Killing,
That which governments like to do a lot.
L is for Liberty,
Because we were born in a "free country",
And all we got was this lousy Statue of.
M is for Massacre,
Because school shootings are fun.
Why else ban guns in schools ?
N is for Nannies,
Because that's what politicians are.
O is for Opportunity Cost,
Which shows us how money
Spent on the state
Is lost for everything else.
P is for Price,
A little bit of information
That we like to censor,
Much like revisionist pamphlets.
Q is for Question,
Which is what you should do about authority.
R is very important.
It stands for Reality, Reason, Rights, and Rand (Ayn),
Because it all starts with them.
S is for Society,
A convenient construct to pin responsability on.
T is for Taxes,
Our duty to our rulers,
That we all love to pay.
U is for Universal Health Care,
Because I live in Canada,
And I know it's terrible.
V is for Von Mises (Ludwig),
Who is the father of Austrian Economics.
W is for Wars,
Which all end up badly, except for governments,
Especially when they are Perpetual and vague.
X is for Xians,
People who get tax exemptions,
And that George Bush gives
Free charity funding to.
Y is for Yelling "fire" in a crowded theater,
Because it's supposed to show
That free speech is wrong.
(Have these guys ever heard
about contractual agreements ?)
Z is for Zero Tolerence,
Which should start in our Parliaments
Against political power and abuse,
Not against our children.
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