_Ghetto D_, _It Was Written_: What's the big deal?


I'm getting sick and tired of the silly defenses of corporate label rappers who are wack, be they Nas or Master P. They'd be just as wack if they were broke on an independent label as they are major and well known. They try to defend their beloved artists from the "playa haters" and the "wack-ass Rawkus indie kids". They summon up every tired argument from the book to defend Nas' and Master P's wackness because they can't stand to see anybody have an opinion other than their own. Nas and Master P are the shit and everybody must agree. After all, they only made pop music because they have children to feed. We're just jealous because they're rich and our beloved indie rappers aren't. If Nas or Master P wrote the raps for indie artists, we'd think they were fat. The reason indie rappers don't sell as well is because they're obviously not as talented. Two million people can't be wrong! Nas must be the shit. Master P must be the shit.

Well let me tell you something. Wrong. Wrong! Wrong. WRONG!! Wrong!!! W-R-AH-OH-NNNNNNNNNNG. And mos definitely WRONG!!!!

I'm entitled to hate them cause the lyrics are pooh butt stinky BAD! I'm entitled to hate them cause the subject matter is heavily BORING! If they wrote lyrics for anybody else, they'd choke on their own vomit before getting five words of it out their lips. The reason indie rappers don't sell as well is because they don't have a mega-conglomerate label with an infinite budget to package and promote wackness in the most presentable way possible. Indie rappers could market and sell some wack-ass like Lord Sear with $20 billion too and sell two million copies. And yes, two million people CAN be wrong. Seven million people bought Vanilla Ice. They're WRONG! So totally convinced were they by the media hype and the slick marketing scheme they got suckered by The Great White Rap -- which of course turned out to be The Great White Fraud, The Great White Lie, and the Great White Piece of Shit on wax. Vanilla Ice was not the shit and neither are they.

Peace, Flash.

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