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Rules Of Ranking

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Rules of Ranking

Chief

Leaps short buildings with a single bound. Is more powerful than a ladder truck. Is faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Gives policy to GOD.

Assistant Chief

Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds. Is almost as powerful as a pumper. Is faster than a speeding BB. Walks on water in indoor swimming pools. Talks with GOD if special request is approved.

Captain

Makes high marks on buildings when trying to leap them. Is run over by a pumper. Can sometimes handle a gun without self-injury. Dog paddles in swimming pools. Talks with animals.

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Lieutenant

Runs into buildings when trying to leap them. Recognizes pumpers two out of three times. Is not allowed to use guns. Can stay afloat if properly instructed in the use of a life jacket. Talks to walls.

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Fire Fighter

Lifts buildings and walks under them. Kicks fire engines and equipment out of the way. Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them. Freezes water with a single glance. He is GOD.

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