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Firefighting Jokes

© Robert Moyer

Well Greg and Dan heres some humor from the side of firefighting. But be forewarned, IM NOT DONE YET, HEHEHEHEHEHEHE. And to the boys at Perry, just joking around with ya, take care.

Joke 1

If the fire chief and a newbie both jumped out of a burning building, which one would hit the safety net first?

The fire chief of course, the newbie would have to stop and ask for directions.

Joke 2

How firefighter's identify a HAZMAT chemical using the COP Method:

1. Officer standing/Car running: Not hazardous.

2. Officer unconscious/Car running: Toxic fumes.

3. Officer unconscious/Car stalled: Oxygen displacing chemical.

4. Officer/Car both melting: Acidic chemical.

5. Officer/Car on fire: Extremely flammable.

Joke 3

Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Joke 4

If -- H 2 0 -- is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P.

Joke 5

There were these three Perry Center Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented a hunting dog named Rex from a local farmer. Rex was a great dog and would always hold point and find any birds they shoot. One year they didn't go hunting and the farmer rented Rex out to some Perry firemen who used him that season. The next year the Perry Center guys went to rent Rex from the farmer for hunting but the farmer had bad news for them. He told them Rex was no longer any good for hunting and didn't have a replacement for him and to tell the Perry firemen they were not welcome there any more and that if he saw them he would probably shoot them for what they did to Rex. The Perry Center Firemen asked the farmer what the Perry boys did that could be so bad. Well the farmer said last year when they rented Rex it all started off fine until one of the Perry guys decided to rename him. Well what's wrong with that they asked. The farmer said they renamed him CHIEF and now all he does is sit on his ass and bark all the time.

Joke 6

Some firefighters and cops got together to charter a double-decker bus to go to Atlantic City for the weekend. The firefighters sat on the bottom deck, and the cops on top. The firefighter's are whooping it up when one of them realizes he doesn't hear anything from the cops. Going upstairs he finds all the cops clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles, scared to death. "What the heck's goin' on? We're downstairs havin' a grand old time." One of the cops looks up eyes wide with fright, "Yeah, but you guys have got a driver."