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Dear Santa

© Michelle Struik

I've been a really good girl this year, I actually managed to clean my coffee table twice!! I also discovered the true colour of my bathroom sink a couple of times, hopefully this discovery will occur again before your upcoming visit. :)

SooooOOooo here's my Christmas Wish List!

1. A maid - This year I've perfected the art of oven cooking (standing at the stove wasn't one of my favourite pastimes). It would be wonderful to see what colour my oven liner is, if you can't afford the maid then a self cleaning stove would be perfect.

2. A massage therapist - Prefer a 6' tall Swedish person by the name of Sven. Someone with fingers that don't quit. I'm hoping to cut down on my Morphine consumption in the following year :)

3. A Replicator (Star Trek) Heck!!! If Data can have one why can't I??!?!?! If you do decide to give me one of these time saving contraptions then you can skip the self cleaning stove :)

4. A gimp friendly home - Living in a second floor apartment with no elevator just isn't working!! If you can't afford the home then can you at least spring for one of those stair lifts so I can get up and down the stairs easier? :)

5. A Hot Tub - Make sure it fits on my balcony and isn't too heavy, Mavis downstairs is a dear but I don't want to make a pest of myself dropping in unannounced if you know what I mean :)

SooooOOoooo Santa there's my list! Buck will be leaving homemade Nanaimo Bars and a Corona out for you. If you have trouble fitting these gifts in your bag, then just leave me winning lottery numbers, and then I can buy these things for myself.

Best regards to the gang at the North Pole

Michelle

P.S. We have no chimney since we live in an apartment condo but I'll leave the air vent in the bathroom open for you :) While you're there you can admire my clean sink!

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