ADAM: Meanwhile, down in Hell...?
KELLY: Hmm. This is becoming a rather Christian way of thinking about who deserves what. I mean, are the people in Heaven more deserving than the people in Hell?
OK, let's just go with the traditional assumption that the people in hell will be folks like George Bush I & II, and Hitler and the leader of Operation Rescue and Dr. Laura and horrible racist bigots and the lot. In that case, THOSE PEOPLE get to perpetually listen to Hootie and the Blowfish at their most painfully tone deaf moments backed up by a fourth grade elementary band, playing the National Anthem. Over and over and over again.
GREG: I wouldn't wish my idea of hell on anyone (the Sartre version, with several incompatible people stuck in a hotel room together for eternity, constantly anticipating something that never happens).
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