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Pardon My Chinese!

© Natalie Juliette Parker

Now this article is going to take a break from Grandpa. A friend of mine said for some reason it is easier to learn a new language when you learn the "curse" words first. I don't know about that. I did however, get my hands on a book of Chinese vulgarity. That is why Grandpa is taking a break. You might want to also if you are sensitive to these things. I also think, we will go without a quiz on these new words.

First off, lets talk about sex!

Sexual intercourse: xingjiao

Intercourse of happiness: jiao huan

Copulation: jiao gou

Combination of sexes: jiao he

Sexual love: xing ai

Clouds and rain: yun yu

Before sexual intercourse, please put on a condom.: xing jiao qian, qing dai shang bi yun tao

Go to bed (with): shang chuang

Sleep (with): shuijiao

Make love: zuo ai OR zao zuo ai

Gan is a colloquial word for "make love" or "doing it" in Chinese. You can ask: Have you ever made love?: Nimen gan guo ma?

Cao is the slang word in Chinese for "have sex with", or "screw". It is considered as vulger as the English word fuck.

This can only lead us to the words for our private parts.

Foreskin: baopi

Vagina: yindao

Clitoris: yindi

Love button: ai kou

Pubic hair: yinmao

Breasts: rufang

Tits: naizi (slang, sounds vulgar)

Nipples: naitou

Penis: yinjing

Penis, dick, cock: jiji, jiba, lao er, qiang (slang, is vulgar)

Toy: wanyir (used for male or female)

Little brother: xiao didi (slang used mostly by women)

Testicles: gaowan

Balls: dan, jiba dan (slang)

Buttocks: pigu

Hips: tun bu

Thigh: da tui

Anus: gangmen

Tongue: shetou

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