Here are portions of an amusing list found in the joke archives of The Daily Iberian newspaper. LOL credit is given to Shelley Champagne for submitting these humorous entries:
" A Cajun's Guide to Computer Terminology "
APPLE -- Tante Nah-Nah's favorite pie
BACKUP -- what to do when you come across an alligator in the swamp
BUG -- the reason you give the boss when you call in sick
BYTE -- what your pit bull did to Aunt Esther
CHIP -- a meadow muffin you avoid stepping in
CRASH -- what you do when you go to T-Boy's crawfish boil uninvited
DISKETTE -- a female disco dancer
FAX -- what you lie about to the IRS
HARD COPY -- a picture you view before selecting a tattoo
INTERNET -- where cafeteria workers keep their hair
KEYBOARD -- a place to hang the keys to the camp in Grand Isle
MAC -- Broussard's favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ -- how your head feels after too much beer
MODEM -- what you did to your tall grass
MOUSE PAD -- the condo where Mickey & Minnie live
ON-LINE -- you must stay there during a field sobriety test
ROM -- where the Pope lives
SCREEN -- helps keep the mosquitoes off the front porch
WINDOW -- you peek out of that to see what your neighbor's up to
Hope this tongue-in-cheek reading helped you to "pass a good time" here in Suite 101. Happy New Year!
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