How To Rip N Roll
(The correct way to use a condom)
1. Don't store Rippers in a glove box or in your wallet, Rippers hate heat! Also, don't use them past the expiration date and don't open them with your teeth.
2. If you're using a Latex Ripper, don't use oil based lubrication such as skin lotions, baby oil, Vaseline® or cold cream - the oil in these products weakens the Latex. Always use water based or latex compatible lubricants with Latex Rippers. If you must use oil based lubricants use polyurethane Rips, these are safe to use with oil.
When the time has come to cover your Captain (Captains at full attention and ready for battle). Open your favorite package of Rips, place a few drops of your favorite water based lubricant inside the tip of the Ripper. Never let your Captain touch your partner before he is securely covered.
- Hold the Ripper by the tip to squeeze out any air. Leave some space at the tip to hold any and all fluids and roll the rest down to your Captains base.
- If your Captain is intact (has a foreskin), put the Ripper on with the foreskin pushed back. After you have Rolled and are covered, push the foreskin forward (toward the tip). This lets the foreskin move without breaking the Ripper.
- (Optional but recommended) Place more water based lubricant on the outside of the Ripper. Remember, "Wetter is Better"
- If at any time during battle your Captain is ambushed (the Ripper breaks or comes off), stop immediately and pull out. Wash your Captain and put on a new Ripper.
- After your Captain has won his battle (after intercourse), you should hold the Ripper at the base and pull out slowly. This should be done while your Captain is still at attention.
- Throw away the used Ripper in the trash, not the toilet. If you choose the toilet they will come back to haunt you some day, trust me!
- Never reuse Rippers, use a new Ripper every time you have contact.
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