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Baseball has solved the problem, which is why he is the commissioner.
Beginning in 2006, all packaged items, such as candied popcorn, peanuts, and beverages, will be served in containers that are 25% smaller at a price that is 25% higher. If any owner harbors any doubts about the fans willingness to accept the New Baseball World Order, the Baseball Commissioner need only point out that one of the best selling items at ball parks across America is water. Fans who will not get out of their seats to walk to a water fountain will not even be aware that prices have gone up and portion sizes have gone down.
Yes, the Commissioner of Baseball is second only to one individual when it comes to great leaders, and that leader once was part of the baseball establishment. Baseball isn't called our national past time for nothing.
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